H. Crow

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  • I got it. I figured out teleportation.

    I got it. I figured out teleportation.

    Frozen quantum-conscious transferal. That is the short of it, but allow me to elaborate on this teleportation strategy.

    Requirements

    Each pod connects via inter-dimensional networks. That is the only way to introduce reliable clones for the transformation. Nothing really changes between you and that being, but you get to become them after the linking. Luckily, this occurs via portals and not beams of light.

    The way you know it is actually you on the other side is because you always existed in that reality and you could have came to that same moment in history anyways, just linked by our coincidental occurrences.

    When you come out the pod, you might imagine it was the same world as before, but then you find out it is different once you step outside the pod.

    The pod stays the same because it is the same, and you are the same because you are the same person who would have stepped in and out the pod. When you teleport, you don’t just end up exactly where you were before, you end up in a completely different timeline.

    That is the true nature of the teleportation, is that the timeline you once knew no longer exists but in your memory. It is like you wake up in another place where those people who seemed to know you must have known another you.

    Impacts

    We do not have any of this technology, and I know what you are thinking. It seems impossible via this method in the first place. Some people are fully onboard. The meeting point here is for not just why, but how it becomes real teleportation at all.

    Teleportation requires you to be moved via more than just transportation. Transport takes you from point A to point B, but it requires an intermediate. Much like the catalyst of something else entirely, it’s own reaction, this creates the fabric of time and space that bears the resemblance to what we believed was possible. The catalyst is required because it causes transformation, and that is the difference maker.

    Ethicality

    Whenever man invented something, something that nobody has seen before, it always shifted the world just a little. In each moment of complete formation and relativity, there was what became and what was becoming. In order to become who you already are, you need to just go from the one moment to the next with some collective integration of all your soul.

    You can’t manifest this sort of thing yourself. You need divine alignment. It is like taking true understanding of what could possibly happen when you open up this can of worms and it is only when the Father almighty becomes seen through that lens.

    Nonetheless, should we as man create this technology due to the possibility, then we must responsibly answer to the consequences and learn from it. Cell phones started as something before what we see today. How you view that past defines your own calling. That technology was shaped for you, yet they didn’t know you personally. Like an oven, stove, microwave, wheel, these things became commonplace no matter where you went because it just was.

    Conclusion

    When we add something like teleportation, I don’t want any of you to be surprised. I am not saying believe every headline that says scientists finally figured it out. I am just saying, you will love to see it for yourself.

    So if you dealt with all that mumbo-jumbo up there, you can see in this little bubble here how that will work. It is all a scam, and we shouldn’t do it. It is just going to get innocent people killed. Some people, possibly governments, they are all going to claim to have teleporters, and then they would do horrible things to you, or just cast a placebo effect on you. Real teleportation is a myth, and we will never know how we do it any more than how we live today.

  • The Unit of Life

    The Unit of Life

    Ever pondered? Been ponderous? Seen something lately? Apologies to the blind readers listening to this in audio to text, but I know you’ve been listening.

    Just to sate my desire to get to the bottom of the roots of life and consciousness (which may be the underlying root of this entire blog), there is a good list of probable causes to the attributes of life forming and how they operate. This is also an early trigger warning for those with a deep phobia of conjecture.

    Deep down the roots of the kingdoms, phyla, all throughout the generations are little nutrient sucking pores that let into their cavities the building blocks of life and organic matter. In simpler terms, something makes these living things alive. I will cut right to the biological modern understanding- it (the being) has to satisfy these conditions:

    • Able to reproduce (sexually/asexually)
    • Grows and develops
    • Shows behavior
    • Is made up of units of life called cells
    • Metabolizes
    • Keeps itself in conditional balance
    • Capability for mutation

    Now, trained biologists are going to have some gripes with the wording here, but I have some gripes with how we latched onto the past and I can put it all aside for the sake of layman clarity. We can just assume that based on the current understanding of biology we have, some argue a virus isn’t alive because it doesn’t display all the criteria. Some argue a vacuum is alive. We can each die on our own hills.

    So now, assuming each cell is alive, does that mean they share the consciousness? Perhaps it is just the signal that each moment could possibly bring, and then when that moment activates the detectors, that signal has a possible speed of reaching conduction. It can’t be that simple, because why is the detector even machinated at all? What is holding it all together?

    The unlikelihood for all the interstitial space in a cell to be occupied with these near perfect machines for maintaining a factorial approach to simple collisions of stellar bodies is a doozy.

    We all just want to simplest reason for why there’s cells at all. We want there to be a method to the madness and something there to pull the strings. I think, and I have been thinking, that it truly just may be a lot of chance and incident detection. I think that coincidence is simply our brain putting together the stored detection with the real-life detection, which at that point may very well be regarded with “reality”. Life transcends beyond that though, because the generations spawned us, not just the “reality”.

    One of the grand cues of how there may be a link between intention and evolution comes from the will to have a baby with another. It’s wholly unlikely for a human to have another human and then take zero care for it and watch it take care of itself like a precocial little sea turtle. No, babies are useless. Their intentions seem to get them all killed, all in the name of curiosity.

    Each surviving baby with the possibility to raise another baby automatically becomes the present “reality” that another living baby has to interact with. It’s like they arrived from incidence into detection. This very real existence is then a subject of differentiation from the rest of the crowd, and becomes an individual. Hmm, uncontrolled populations, let’s not dwell on that.

    Then, there’s the guardians of the body or cell that seem to protect it from harm. It can be the shell of the cell or even the fluid that fills it. So much work goes on in even little bacterium, due to the amount of genetic information stored and expressed. It’s like a pilot with all the food and water they need connected to a pee tube so it never has to move. That bountiful nature of a cell can be rewarding, and perhaps the mitochondria were captured, or better yet they held an agreement that lasts to this day. Do the modern generation remember what it was like millions of years ago, or is that just instincts?

    I don’t want to end on another question, so I have some conclusive feeling that I will rest on. I think and feel that what denotes living itself is the ability to move with the present as it carries you, but you get to push the buttons once the buttons become pressable.

  • Stupidffuckingcats

    Stupidffuckingcats